I have 183 comments in my spam comment folder. I have 5 subscribers the last time I checked, and I just checked. This post is my answer to how I am going to flip that 5 upside down and make a number that no one really knows what it is.
Here is an example of the 183 Spam Comments I currently have for my blog.
I do not even understand how I stopped up here, but I believed this submit used to be good. I do not recognise who you’re but certainly you’re going to a well-known blogger should you aren’t already.
Cheers!
Seriously I thought I had Mad Phat Engliz Skillz but I am clearly NO Master as this Spam Commenter is Off the Chain compared to my Richism’s. I had to read the Spam Comment 3 times 5 different ways. Honestly I still no really understandy it. I do understand the goal which is to have you like their comment so much that you post it. That way the link(which is an AD) that they embedded in their name will appear on your website. When you click the person’s name to see their blog, as clearly they are amazing to have written such nice things about you, then you get an AD. The best part of the whole thing is that when you click the AD, which I clearly did, the AD is in a foreign language, hilariously AWESOME!!!
I digress the reason I bring these things up is I have decided to start a Blog Mafia. Ahhh what? a Blog Mafia or Blog Familia Mafia
BFM
Blog Familia Mafia – BFM (search those letters on the NET and you get BILL F’N MURRAY(NSFW link) where F’N is spelled out, that is why it is a NSFW link. AND HONESTLY BILL F’N MURRAY!!!
MY BFM(Blog Familia Mafia) is a Familia of Bloggers on the Interweb. Real People doing Real Things and Blogging about these Real Things, #heheh. Of course here is what the SpamBots are already saying about my amazing blog
well-known blogger should you aren’t already.
CHEERS.
Now we need to break bread as a Blog Familia Mafia.
Here is an Old Family Recipe that I am sharing with my new Blog Familia Mafia
My Father passed this recipe down to me when I was a kid. He acquired it from Francis Ford Coppola who gave it out during the Godfather movie in 1975.
My Dad didn’t get it directly from Mr. Ford Coppola, luckily for me(and now you) he found it in a Philadelphia Inquirer Article – A Fitting Recipe For ‘Godfather’ By Desmond Ryan, Inquirer Movie Critic. It is the most Amazing Sauce you will ever have, or at least to me it is. I make it slightly differently than the recipe I link too. So, I will need to create a video when I make the recipe to show you exactly how I do it. Please Subscribe to my YouTube channel to be notified when the video for the sauce comes out.
Who can join the BFM?
Real People would be helpful, SpamBots and the people that run them
please do not your replying do I need unless you have already in the doing.
Cheerios.
(really I have no idea what my engliz skillz are up to today. Oh yeah Spam Comments Skillz)
BFM wants to know some Answers
Why did you start your Blog?
I created my blog to say stuff I wanted to be sayin’. Even if my engliz is skillztastic (meaning horrible). This way I can say things even if what I am sayin’ is unreadable, I still be sayin’ it. Also with a blog I can have pictures, sounds, videos, and links for all my words too.
Why don’t you just post your blogs directly on Social Media sites like FB and the G+?
1. Control and usage.
I can say what I want, show what I want, and I won’t be banned as it is my spot to do what I want, as long as I don’t break any laws 😉 On Social Media sites you can be banned for not using your real name. For some reason I don’t think that will be an issue with my stuff at RichShumaker.com.
2. One Site for it all (I was going to put rule them all but SErIoUsLY way to LOTR).
This way you go to one place and it is a hub of my stuff starting with the Blog, then you can see my Pictures, and then onto social media places for videos and other socially dun pictures and stuffs. Yes my engliz is no goodsky. And if FB tries to add grammer (I can’t even spell it right grammar) I would be donesky unless I had my own blog spot, #heheh
3. How else do you create a virtual familia to break bread with.
My virtual familia the Blog Familia Mafia allows me to break bread each blog post and have conversations I would not have had otherwise. It is like a dinner party with family from around the world.
4. Shoes
As a Shumaker having a Blog Familia Mafia allows more shoe coverage. And really at the end of the day what is it all about anyway. Some Spheres and Some Shoes. Oh and you can’t forget the Handbags and the Hats, #heheh
What do I want for the Blog Familia Mafia?
I want real people to read and enjoy my blog and comment on what they read, not the SpamBots. I also want to read other peoples real blogs and that way we can discuss things we bring up together with our social circles.
And now some SHOES!!!
This Week we are going to celebrate a celebrity that never ceases to amaze when it comes to shoes. Even when she takes a day off she is still more ON that most people will ever be.
Whoopi Goldberg
Her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon this week was no exception. She not only had amazing shoes on she also showed off her NEW SOCKS. And as if that was not enough she also talked about her cover photo on an amazing magazine called Shoeholics. I need this magazine!!!
Whoopi Goldberg on Jimmy Fallon.
So I ask you my reader
Do you have a family recipe? And where did it really come from?? #heheh
Have you ever written a blog that was public? What about a private one? Did your private blog become public somehow?
Do you have a journal or other way for you to keep track of what happens in your life? Photo Journal, a VLOG, or maybe an Instagram?!?
Thanks for reading my post. Don’t forget to share it with your Friends and Frenemies.
Also check out my YouTube Channel, Twitter and Instagram for what I have been doing during the week. Oh and if we really must be friends for some reason I have FB and G+, #heheh.
Be Awesome, Make Awesome, Watch Awesome, You Are Awesome. Find that inner SuperHero and Fly with it (or whatever your Super Power is).
Rich Shumaker